So like, i went to the toilet to go pee and like i farted! It kinda went 'squeek' so i was like 'MWAHAHAHA' whilst trying to pee. You see, i can't fart loud so when i even get the slightest noise im like.. 'AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA' at myself coz i made a noise! It was like, totally awesome. Thought i would share that with you guys!
No unfortunately it wasn't very loud, but loud enough to make me 'lol' at it, didn't smell either but next time, ill grab a jar and fart into that, hopefully it will smell and i can like, send that to you to have a sniff through the post
I might try that, get some $s for my fart, omg... like.. how awesome would that be! Maybe i should like, ---- in my knickers and like, sell those too! OMG