Your Own Best Line Before...

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  1. RebelYell101

    RebelYell101 Well-Known Member

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    SEX! Muwhaha. Ok so, mine is...

    "Phew, you don't have a dick..." :lol:
     
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    "well im bored, wanna ------?"
     
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    wat
     
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    "Not right now you don't."
     
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    Don't struggle, it will only make it worse.
     
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    Here's mine, it can go one of 2 ways:

    Guy: Hey, you got AIDs?
    Girl: NO!
    Guy: Want em?

    Guy: Hey, you got AIDs?
    Girl: Yea...
    Guy: Can I get em?
     
  7. Nicasus

    Nicasus Been watching you all day

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    Your resistance only makes my penis harder.


    It's win.
     
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    We having sex or what?

    or

    *kirbir dives on boyfriend*

    haha
     
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    MindlessV Well-Known Member

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    You just made my sig :D
     
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    Fair play, thought it was something along the lines of;
    "Got the cash?"
     
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    lmao
     
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    LAL

    Mines - Look if you dont do this, i wont talk to you again, your fat and lonely, god knows when you'll get another boyfriend.
     
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    People talk before sex?

    Maybe its because I care more about my computer than any woman I'm with... but its like...

    Her: *comes up behind me on the bed (my computer chair) and whispers in between biting my ear* Let's do it
    Me: *shrugs off and goes back to the internet or wow or irc or w/e im doing*
    Her: Why don't you ever wanna do it?
    Me: Just not interested at the moment *continues staring at the computer*
    Her: Well... *unbuttons pants and goes to work*
    Me: *finish*
    Her: Can it be my turn now?
    Me: Hell, I beat you to the finish line.

    Besides that little bit, the only other times I really get into are in the middle of a movie or something and then its just simple kissing, massaging and rounding the bases, I don't think I have ever asked if someone wanted to do it or anything like that... meh

    Good pick up line is, 'Hey, does this rag smell like chlorophorm?'
     
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    Thats only when im working ;)
     
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    lol xD

    LOL !!


    mine is

    "Neuke?"

    ^yep
     

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