Here's mine, it can go one of 2 ways: Guy: Hey, you got AIDs? Girl: NO! Guy: Want em? Guy: Hey, you got AIDs? Girl: Yea... Guy: Can I get em?
LAL Mines - Look if you dont do this, i wont talk to you again, your fat and lonely, god knows when you'll get another boyfriend.
People talk before sex? Maybe its because I care more about my computer than any woman I'm with... but its like... Her: *comes up behind me on the bed (my computer chair) and whispers in between biting my ear* Let's do it Me: *shrugs off and goes back to the internet or wow or irc or w/e im doing* Her: Why don't you ever wanna do it? Me: Just not interested at the moment *continues staring at the computer* Her: Well... *unbuttons pants and goes to work* Me: *finish* Her: Can it be my turn now? Me: Hell, I beat you to the finish line. Besides that little bit, the only other times I really get into are in the middle of a movie or something and then its just simple kissing, massaging and rounding the bases, I don't think I have ever asked if someone wanted to do it or anything like that... meh Good pick up line is, 'Hey, does this rag smell like chlorophorm?'
