Your Cheesiest Pick-up Lines

You're so hot you melt the rubber in my underwear.

 

Is that a mirrir in your Jeans? Cause i can see myself in them.

(That actaly worked one time)

 

if that worked anytime then im the pope.

 

Do you know what rohypnol is?

 

that shirt looks very becomming on you. if i were on you id be cumming too.

 

`im gay`


wait a minute..

 

I would do you before I got drunk.....LOL

 

here is one i heard

dood: hey are you jamaican?

chick: no why?

dood: cuz ja-mai-can me horny

 

If your left leg was easter, and your right leg blockedistmas then how about we spend some time bewtween holidays?

I have the entire dictionary tattoed on my penis

^ got that one of some show my bro was watching.

 

I have a dictionary on my penis let me put some words in your mouth.

 

that sounds better, but the way I said it was from the Show >.<

'Theres a party in my pants and you're invited.'

 

who said that to u baby.............what did he look like?

 

You wana go to my place and (well you get the idea...)

Actually worked for me ^_^

 

Lmao, Wild N Out ftw!

 

I've got a gallon of Peppermint Schnapps that tells me you'll look really hot in about two hours.