Your Cheesiest Pick-up Lines

Name some of your cheesiest pick-up lines. I got this one off futurama:
"I find the breasts the most erotic part of a women" I rofled hard at that

 

i might not be fred flintstone but i can make your bedrock

some guy actually used that on me once i did lol quite a bit and spat my drink out

 

lmao

 

hey baby, you ain't never had herpes like these before....

 

ROFL

 

"Does this towel smell like chloroform?"

 

Here's one......

Wanna have sex? No? Well I guess a blowjobs out of the question then.

 

HAHAHAHA! You cheesey douchebag

 

Meh, read it somewhere
"The Word of the day is 'Legs' lets go to your palce and spread the word"

 

"I don't like to see you leave, but i sure love to se you walk away "

I found it somewhere else >_>

 

hahahahaha

that one is the best

 

I saw a few that I thought were funny:

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way

Your daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

 

When you see a woman across a room, curl your finger in that 'hey you, come here' sort of way.

When she's standing in front of you, you tell her.

'Do you realize that I made you cum from across the room with only one finger?'

'I've got nine left....'

 

you remind me of campbells because you are mm mmm good

 

heres a rlly cheesy one i made myself

are you wearing glitter, cuz u look like a star