Ehm for your information.. I put my anal hair in the fridge 8 hours before having sex. This makes sure that the condom will rip and that i'll have babies with faith.. HA!
I didn't say you can't have babies with him I just said i would take care of letting you 2 have a-sex.. save..
no it was porcupine tre.. i only got kinda dissed by some girl.. she was right besides me.. and she was ------ing hawt !!! no doubt.. and I screamed that while looking at her.. she smiled.. and didn't slept with me the sentence didn't work..
lol well good try anyway apparantly I did something similar during carnaval last year, super drunk, ask a girl if she wants to ------, she gave me a kiss and a knee in the balls....
you know when you have had so much to drink you don't feel if you fall down, or if someone punches you? that doesn't work for getting kicked in the balls, you ALWAYS feel that
ohhh that sounds bad Worst thing that happened to me : I was uber drunk, so was this hot girl with massive boobs, i asked her if she wanted to sleep in my tent (it was at a festival) and she said yes.. we were about 5 metres away from the camping when my friend ran up and said, come on, lets go there! And pullen me away, and i never saw the girl again
ohhh that sounds bad Worst thing that happened to me : I was uber drunk, so was this hot girl with massive boobs, i asked her if she wanted to sleep in my tent (it was at a festival) and she said yes.. we were about 5 metres away from the camping when my friend ran up and said, come on, lets go there! And pullen me away, and i never saw the girl again [/b][/quote] a man that really sucks, I sure hope you kicked your friends ass for that [/b][/quote] I did something to his ass.. to drunk to remember.
damn thats ------ed.. I almost got a chick like that so far.. it was at an house fest. and when i just reached the end of the back yard.. I puked.. and i think she didn't like that.. but that was after 6 liter beer and 2 bottles of whisky.. in like 3 hours. or less.. so I completly ------ed it up by drinking to much