You Will Porbably Die Laughing..

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  1. Morv

    Morv Well-Known Member

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    Ehm
    for your information..
    I put my anal hair in the fridge 8 hours before having sex. This makes sure that the condom will rip and that i'll have babies with faith.. HA!
     
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    I didn't say you can't have babies with him
    I just said i would take care of letting you 2 have a-sex.. save..
     
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    LOL!!!

    and Morv, lets do it without a condom.
     
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    lets
     
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    LETS SLEEP TOGETHER !! <- 0mg I screamed that so loud last wensday night
     
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    you asked the guys in opeth to sleep with you?
     
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    no it was porcupine tre..
    i only got kinda dissed by some girl..
    she was right besides me..
    and she was ------ing hawt !!!
    no doubt..
    and I screamed that while looking at her.. she smiled..
    and didn't slept with me :( the sentence didn't work..
     
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    lol well good try anyway :P

    apparantly I did something similar during carnaval last year, super drunk, ask a girl if she wants to ------, she gave me a kiss and a knee in the balls....
     
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    atleast you got the kiss :P

    the knee in the balls was a sign
    she didnt want to have kids with you...
     
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    you know when you have had so much to drink you don't feel if you fall down, or if someone punches you?
    that doesn't work for getting kicked in the balls, you ALWAYS feel that
     
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    ohhh that sounds bad :(

    Worst thing that happened to me : I was uber drunk, so was this hot girl with massive boobs, i asked her if she wanted to sleep in my tent (it was at a festival) and she said yes..

    we were about 5 metres away from the camping when my friend ran up and said, come on, lets go there! And pullen me away, and i never saw the girl again :(
     
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    a man that really sucks, I sure hope you kicked your friends ass for that :P
     
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    ohhh that sounds bad :(

    Worst thing that happened to me : I was uber drunk, so was this hot girl with massive boobs, i asked her if she wanted to sleep in my tent (it was at a festival) and she said yes..

    we were about 5 metres away from the camping when my friend ran up and said, come on, lets go there! And pullen me away, and i never saw the girl again :(
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    a man that really sucks, I sure hope you kicked your friends ass for that :P
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    I did something to his ass..

    to drunk to remember.
     
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    damn thats ------ed..
    I almost got a chick like that so far..
    it was at an house fest. and when i just reached the end of the back yard.. I puked.. and i think she didn't like that..
    but that was after 6 liter beer and 2 bottles of whisky.. in like 3 hours. or less..
    so I completly ------ed it up by drinking to much
     
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    lol, never drink too much if you want to have sex
     

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