You Guys I Saw Somebody Die Today..

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  1. Greasy Pete

    Greasy Pete Senior Member

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    I was riding home from school today on my bus listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window and i followed her stare. out in an unfenced yard were three guys. To of them standing one of them was on the ground, bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into the downed mans head again, when the men realized the whole busload of kids was looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call, the other man who hadn't been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point, the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When i cam home i was visibly shaken. I told my mom what i had just seen. Then she got scared and said," You're moving with you auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but i thought "Nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air." I pulled up to the house about 7:00 or 8:00 and i yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
     
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    god domit FRONK
     
  3. Neuron

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    Copy pasta.
     
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    lmao I hate you gp.. Just when the story was getting good it turns out to be a fake :(
     
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    You could tell it was fake from the beginning.

    No one kills someone with a baseball bat mid-day in an open field on a bus route (ie open road).
     
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    *shifty eyes*

    ...Yes.
     
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    Two*
     
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    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    read first sentence... thought to myself "I should check the last sentence"

    read last few words... stopped reading.
     
  9. Mortified Penguin

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    Yeah. GP doesn't go to school.
     
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    Lol quoted
     
  11. Prince Zainx

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    I was actually curious about the outcome after reading the couple of sentences then I glanced my eyes over the last word and it fell on Bell Air then I was like yeah right..

    I hate you GP xD
     
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    haha good one
     
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    damn it...
     
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    YAY, this is only the 50th time this has been posted on GR!

    You're awesome now.
     
  15. .ZERO

    .ZERO Nigga wit a PSD

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    You've never been to birmingham over in the uk then, just replace baseball bat with machette
     

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