I made the mistake of eating iHOP this morning before school and I got the big shabam breakfast with ------ing everything. Eggs, Bacon, Pancakes, Sausage, Ham a pot of coffee and orange juice. So here I am at home, I sit down on the toilet and I can feel the pain in my ass as it starts to get that familiar burn when HARD poops come. This time is different I said, I didnt want to sit and go through the pain of that crap coming out really slowly but stretching my ass really big. So I sqooze hard and SHOT that ---- out of my ass so fast. It tore my ass faster, but the burn was gone after I while. Its almost like one of those once my ass touches the seat, im done crapping type of craps. but it was a HUGE constipated havent crapped in 2 days crap. After this crap, I felt different. Like I was on drugs. A euphoria. I felt lighter, stronger, faster. I could have run a mile. I feel like my tummy is brand new and I should only fill it with healthy stuff now that I cleaned it out, like water and vegtables. 5 minutes later I have a cup of hot chocolate with 4 table spoons of mix and some coffee cake. WHOOPS!
You know thats really up to you, but let me tell you this; Next time you take a dump, maybe you will cherish it. Maybe you will cherish those superman like feelings that last not so long. Maybe, just maybe
I was once in the toilet for an hour after coming out of a cheap indian resteraunt in London. The toilet was black when I got out.
