Wow, The American Way To Kill Bees. Lmfao.

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  1. Vodka?

    Vodka? Well-Known Member

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    A way to kill bee hives :D the American way.. even though im in Australia, i understand how funny this would be.

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    This is where the bees were coming from. A hole in the house

    The neighbor called a bee removal company and they said they wouldn't come out unless they paid a hefty fee, but he did recommend waiting until dark and go buy some stuff from Home Depot and squirt them with it and that should kill them off.

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    They threw a tennis ball thats the size of a basketball

    And so they got bored and threw something different

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    Yeah, a 40lb trailer hitch for a Dodge Caravan.

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    INCOMING!!

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    CLANG! We have bees in freefall! Did I mention he is severely allergic to bees?

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    RUN FORREST!

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    Pile O Bees

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    The bees dust themselves off, and resume taking over the swingset. Every single one pretty much flew back up into a ball of bee death. At this point it was clear these little assholes weren't getting the message. Their arrival in my sister's property was an act of agression, and we weren't going to stand for it. So it was time for some redneck engineering:

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    Bee incinerator contraption:
    - 30 feet of rope
    - 1 large fire pit
    - 1 science project board
    - miscellaneous rags and a bedsheet
    - gas

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    Fill 'er up! Slide the incinerator under the bees and....

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    AWESOME!

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    Amazing some bees survived

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    The next ingredient is 1.5 quarts of PAINT THINNER

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    OH YES

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    12/23 NEVER FORGET

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    THERE WERE STILL MORE BEES ON THE SWINGSET. CALL IN REINFORCEMENTS. 2 QUARTS OF 87 OCTANE

    GASOLINE REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR

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    HAHAHAH

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    The Aftermath.
     
  2. BeatdownT

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    HELL YEA

    I love fire :)
     
  3. Kaine

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    ROFL haha dude thats ----ing insane. thats awesome. there was a mushroom cloud there. i herd that is the best way to kill bees tho. the smoke like makes em dizzy and ---- and then the fire kills them
     
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    lmao..nice :rofl:
     
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    I think the fire would kill them before they got a chance to get f-ed up by the smoke lol
     
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    Haha, That would've been awesome to see :P
     
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    the swingset got owned :lol:
     
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    Thats Some Crazy **** dude, I wish I was there, I'm just wondering who took the pictures though :lol:
     
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    Lefthanded Gentlemen of Leisure

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    lol
    i wanna party with that guy.
     
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    sweet
     
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    Lol, that guy is Crazyyyyy
     
  12. ShotokanTiger

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    lol why couldn't he just spray them instead of burning his backyard :D
     
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    damn shame of that swing set :P
     
  14. lollipopcreamfromouterspace

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    rofl, win!
     
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    would be funnier if his backyard caught on fire lol
     

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