"One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.' We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.' I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?' I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?' Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that lady knows I'm smarter than her." - Times Up (of Yahoo Answers)
here's hwo it really hppened hi honey.. NO RAEP TIEM please don't you're not in touch with my... next day bitch you're not getting anything. make sammich NOW
I have never once seen you post a constructive or even positive comment. i thought it was funny. if you dont agree or at least relate you must not have a girlfriend.
Oh yes, the fact that you have to spend your money going to the mall buying her every dress she likes, shoes and jewelry to match just to get laid, yes, everyone has that problem. That just means she's using you, good job.
orrr you could try not taking everything so literally. i can relate to spending absurd amounts of money (its relative and im a teenager so maybe you might not think its absurd) on my girlfriend. unless you think chivalry is dead and go dutch, im sure you can relate. that doesnt mean she uses me. she offers to pay but i dont let her (she doesnt work. she just borrows money from her parents).
