Witty Birthday Pressie?!

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  1. Oct 24, 2007 at 3:56 PM #1
    Leetsauce

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    Ok, it's my mates birthday, i have thought of some things, but most have been done. I need somthing origional, witty, strange? Just something unusual, you don't often get, a new idea?. Any suggerstions welcome :eek:.
    ty.
    btw, my friend is a SHE and will be 15. Nothing too ott :P
     
  2. Oct 24, 2007 at 4:07 PM #2
    ferret

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    If it were a dude, I'd tell you to buy a box of extra-small condoms for him, but since it's a chick, buy her a tampon.
     
  3. Oct 24, 2007 at 4:12 PM #3
    Leetsauce

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    Umm.. ya.. no sorry >.>
    Personalised girl boxers sound slike a plan though :eek:
     
  4. Oct 24, 2007 at 4:19 PM #4
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    I gave you my suggestion on MSN.
     
  5. Oct 24, 2007 at 9:32 PM #5
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    Buy her a stay in the famous "Hotel (insert your name here)"
     
  6. Oct 25, 2007 at 2:41 AM #6
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    Tell her she looks old.
     
  7. Oct 25, 2007 at 3:26 AM #7
    Galione

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    tell her to shave her balls
     
  8. Oct 25, 2007 at 4:21 AM #8
    dinges

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    now that's just cold :eek:

    give her a son
     
  9. Oct 25, 2007 at 6:27 AM #9
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    Get her a vibrator!
     
  10. Oct 25, 2007 at 6:34 AM #10
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    I didnt say anything..


    [edit]
    Kirbir...
    You fiend..
    I shall get you for this..
    One day...
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  11. Oct 26, 2007 at 5:13 AM #11
    Morv

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    Give her a box of lego

    but instead of having lego inside

    it has the severed penis of chuck norris
     
  12. Oct 26, 2007 at 5:14 AM #12
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    that must be one big box of lego
     
  13. Oct 26, 2007 at 5:16 AM #13
    Morv

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    the 4+ means meters, not inches
     
  14. Oct 26, 2007 at 5:26 AM #14
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    :rofl:
     
  15. Oct 26, 2007 at 5:35 AM #15
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