Win Authentic Morv Hair.

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  1. Dec 17, 2007 at 6:03 AM #1
    Morv

    Morv Well-Known Member

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    I want a xlink shirt
    So i cut 1/4 of my penis hair off yesterday. Just thought some of you guys might like it.
    I already promised LL some of my fine fur, but i've got some left over.

    Anybody want it? I'll figure out a contest or so..

    Gift box should include :
    - Authentic morv hair (washed with a really cheap conditioner)
    - Letter from me /Christmas card
    - sperm (whatever you do, don't lick the envelope or stamp)

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  2. Dec 17, 2007 at 6:05 AM #2
    Morv

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    oh

    almost forgot:

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  3. Dec 17, 2007 at 6:33 AM #3
    Majin

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    Why in gods name did i not do this when i started trimming mine to please dem!??!
     
  4. Dec 17, 2007 at 6:36 AM #4
    Morv

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    I want a xlink shirt
    Just get mine and glue them on..

    MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN
     
  5. Dec 17, 2007 at 6:37 AM #5
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    rofl morv

    PS: i dont want any, let dinges have it ;) :P
     
  6. Dec 17, 2007 at 6:53 AM #6
    Morv

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    it will keep you warm in the winter..
     
  7. Dec 17, 2007 at 7:02 AM #7
    Majin

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    No thanks, i prefer my nice trimmed crotch
     
  8. Dec 17, 2007 at 7:03 AM #8
    Morv

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    I want a xlink shirt
    I trim it too

    But i trim it when i have a boner.. so when it shrinks, it all comes back together and it looks like i've never shaved :(
     
  9. Dec 17, 2007 at 9:28 AM #9
    Matsybom

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    i'm like a sheep. I have to wait for spring untill I can cut it off.
     
  10. Dec 17, 2007 at 9:54 AM #10
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  11. Dec 17, 2007 at 10:19 AM #11
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    I could tell soem junky that thats the new junk.. wire hasj
     
  12. Dec 17, 2007 at 11:06 AM #12
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    .ZERO Nigga wit a PSD

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    LAWDY!
     
  13. Dec 17, 2007 at 11:42 AM #13
    Faith.09

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    can i have some for free?

    edit: i was staring at ur pubes for a about 5mins.. and then I see....... WHITE DOTS!! YOU HAVE TEH CRABS!!!!!!
     
  14. Dec 17, 2007 at 11:44 AM #14
    .ZERO

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    yeah i want some ofc, can it be selotaped to a dodgy post card?
     
  15. Dec 17, 2007 at 11:45 AM #15
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    That or its dandruff * or how ever you write that word* :D
     
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