Why Puberty Is Worse Then Aids.

We all have to go through it, but everyone hates it...and everyone hates the person going through it because he's behaving like a complete idiot.

First off, during puberty you are going to want to have sex...but because you are a complete idiot, you are to scared to buy condoms because anyone might see you...so you end up drunk, screwing the most ugly girl ever...AND doing it unsafe. Because you are doing it unsafe all the time, you are bound to end up with AIDS...so that won't make puberty any better.

Second of all, when you go through puberty you want to start drinking alcohol (For examples, see: `Majiny) and no matter what the legal age is, you will find ways to get it. After drinking all your precious alcohol within 1 hour you will be more drunk then an alcoholic on 'Wheresmybeer'Wednesday. And as we all know, after being drunk..there's the aftermath. The conclusion is, getting drunk every week will make you feel miserable more hours then AIDS can. And for the unfortunate, this alcohol thing wíll kill you when you are around 30 and drink 40 beers a day.

And you'd think 'Ow this is the third thing on the list, it will get lighter now'. Wrong! Because the third thing on the list is bad bad bad[/]. Yes boys and girls, it's love. Love will get you by the balls toss you around a few times and then smack you on the ground face first. AIDS could happen once in a lifetime, but love(and the end of the love) will happen far more often.


So therefor, Puberty is worse then AIDS.


And yes, i thought this up, and yes...i am bored.

Any addings to the list?

 

I lol'ed at the point where you point at Majiny

 

All true

I have had unprotected sex plenty of times , but i guess i was just one of the lucky ones and didnt luckily catch anything .

Its not a "I`m hard" statement anymore , its a fact you get more respect , using protection .

Nice post

 

LMAO G72
Nah im 17 im a virgin by choice, i dont screw random sluts (ive been asked a fair few times for one night stands), im not much of a drinker niether, nor did i want to be a piss head when i was going through puberty, so im an exeption?

 

lmfao i love that phrase, nice man


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what

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I hate you martijn

 

Did you just 'What the ----' me?



I'm glad most of you like it, i was so bored at work and i just though 'puberty is worse then aids', like in a song or something




@Majiny: I :wub: you too, and dont say my name if you have no clue on how to pronounce it Ha, i can hear you practicing now...also try 'scheveningen'

 

there are a lot of things worse than aids

 

but not many things funnier

 

i have to go through all that ----!!!1

 

lmao at the post above me

 

Translation: don't want a kid, double-wrap. Remember, you can't get pregnant the first time .

 

sexandglue isnt a piss head? He's the first guy you see/

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6LLYuBwmZgM&sea...ake%20piss%20up

 

are they drunk :unsure: