Why God Never Received A Phd

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  1. Anti-Hero

    Anti-Hero Well-Known Member

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    Found this rather amusing thought id share with you lot.

    Why God Never Received a PhD

    1. He had only one major publication.
    2. It was in Hebrew.
    3. It had no references.
    4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
    5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
    6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
    7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
    8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
    9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
    10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
    11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
    12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
    13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
    14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
    15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
    16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
    17. No record of working well with colleagues
     
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    ...okay.
     
  3. Anti-Hero

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    If you’ve never went to university you wont know how many times you get told not to do this how to do this and why not to read noobish journals always cite and crap
     
  4. Jay-SharpeE

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    ya and if anyone of u had sense you would know Atheism is the way to go :P anyways i dont h8 god lovers or supporters. I personally dont see any reason to beleive in it.
     
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    rofl.. quite funny acutally. :lol:
     
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    [sarcasm]OMFG Dont mock my god, christians unite against the people saying this.
    [/sarcasm]

    Anyway funny stuff
     
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    funny but god rules, dont dis.
     
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    im not dissing god
     
  9. Anti-Hero

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    I wasn’t mocking god in any way but quoting why he never had a PhD
     
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    religous topic=flame thread
     
  11. -=DaRKSTaR=-

    -=DaRKSTaR=- Senior Member

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    ARGH I HATE THREADS LIKE THESE

    Always attracts flaming and -reps then everyone cries - lol :D

    Just dont mock God then its all good ;)
     
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    Oof?
    It's hardly even religious.
    People need to liighten up.

    good post man ^_^
     
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    who had a good post
     
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    .bcn Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha. I like it.

    And if anyone takes offense to a simple joke, just accept it, who cares.
     
  15. BordomBeThyName

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    haha, funny stuff...
    yeah, i dont think this was ment as a religion bash- its just funny

    but as for me, i'm agnostic
     

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