Who Would Win?

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  1. Greasy Pete

    Greasy Pete Senior Member

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    yea i agree
     
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    the gorilla would sit on the bear and thats the end. nuff` said.
     
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    depends what kind of bear, but most likely the gorrila would PWN a bear
     
  4. l0nleystranger

    l0nleystranger Well-Known Member

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    Yes...How intelligent is this gorilla? Like tarzan intelligent so that it can like swing all over the place? Or like intelligent as a chimp who throws monkey poop everywhere..:P
     
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    Wow this is so hard. They're about the same size and both are ferocious. Well the gorilla is faster and stronger but the bear has huge claws and attacks at an angle that is just right so...I have no idea. It'd be who is more lucky I quess...or who has a bazooka.... :rolleyes:
     
  6. pimpy101

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    lol, if only gorillas could box
     
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    bear
     
  8. Wii.fubu

    Wii.fubu Well-Known Member

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    its hard to say.

    the gorrila is a strong human-like animal, and so is the bear. the bear has big mouth, sharp teeth and claws as advantages.. but the gorrila has a brain. now, i think if the bear got a good grip on the gorrila and managed to get its teeth in the neck of the gorrila, the gorrila couldnt do anything.. but i also think the gorrila would try to prevent this from happening. it just seems like it'd be a boxer, dodging the punches that the enemy is throwing at him. but thats the way i see it.

    very tough choice. I think its more luck whether the bear bites the gorrila in a fatal spot or not.
     
  9. Enders

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    I would have to say the gorilla from strength. I have never seen a bear or gorilla in real life, so all in all I just decided from the looks...and the movies.
     
  10. MaGiC__MaTT

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    hmm the bear
     
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    Bear/Gorilla FTW :D
     
  12. Ghetto Prophet

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    WHAT THE FUCK!

    People are posting shit!

    It depends on the type of bear, and the sex of the animal

    An adult male polar bear can be 660-1300lb whilst a gorilla is 310-440lb, by this we can all see(unless your retared) that a polar bear would ---- up a gorilla. This also applies to grizzly bears.

    However, if the bear is an American black bear the males weighs 150-400lb, this would be a fairer fight how ever the bear might win because of it's sharp claws and teeth.

    I'm not an expert on bears or gorillas, I can just use wikipedia.

    THIS IS CREDITS ANYONE WHO READS THIS POST FOR THE LESSON |ON BEARS AND GORILLAS
     
  13. CorruptCop

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    if the bear was exactly 6'foot 5 inches and 250 pounds it could wipe out a gorrilla that would be 5 foot 7 inchs 225 pounds
     
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    Bear because of sheer strength.
     
  15. Machiavelli X

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    Neither, chuck noriss would kill them both.

    lol j/k I think the bear would rape the gorilla. it is more powerful and will bite the ---- out of the gorilla.
     

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