What's Your Battle Cry?

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  1. kovan

    kovan Senior Member

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    Hark! Who is that, striding across the tarmac! It is Kovan, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a gutteral bellow, his voice cometh:

    "As sure as predators devour prey, I bring darkness and mayhem until everything has croaked!!"


    thats mine :P
     
  2. [.BC.]RAlex

    [.BC.]RAlex Well-Known Member

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    Lo! Who is that, skulking on the terrain! It is RAlex, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He cries apocalyptically:

    "I'm going to brutalize you like it's a new extreme sport!!!"

    Sprinting on the plains, attacking with a burning branch, cometh RAlexx! And he gives a gutteral scream:

    "You in some ---- now, muhfuh! The enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!"


    Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging out of the tundra! It is RAlegz, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He grunts mightily:

    "I'm going to clobber you for such a long time, you will drink poison and piss honey!!"


    Pretty sweet ^.^
     
  3. kirbir

    kirbir Senior Member

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    lmfao some great ones in here :rofl:
     
  4. Nicasus

    Nicasus Been watching you all day

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    Nicasus:
    Skulking amidst the tarmac, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Nicasus! And he gives an ominous scream:

    "I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !"



    My girlfriend:
    Hark! Who is that, striding along the tundra! It is Lissa, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She grunts ominously:

    "I'm going to pulverize you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!!"
     
  5. Lennox

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    Lennox
    "I'm seriously going to bludgeon you until you scream like a banshee!"
     
  6. klimax

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    Skulking on the terrain, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Klimax! And he gives a cruel roar:

    "I'm going to hump you like a wrecking ball!!!"
     
  7. Deathlock

    Deathlock Well-Known Member

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    Lmfao!

    Skulking across the tundra, clutching a thorned whip, cometh Deathlock! And he gives a spectacular roar:

    "I'm seriously going to ---- you until time and space have no meaning!!"
     
  8. XxCarbinexX

    XxCarbinexX Well-Known Member

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    Fry

    "I'm going to hump you until you taste like chicken!!"
     
  9. Jazz

    Jazz Well-Known Member

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    My real name's is

    "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I tear into the enemy until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"
     
  10. Trax

    Trax Well-Known Member

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    Trax>God. Lol.
     
  11. Bam

    Bam Well-Known Member

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    Bam
    "Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I destroy all in my path until there is no more hope!!!"

    Andrew
    "I'm going to pound you so hard, your timbers will shiver!!"
     
  12. Addle Boy

    Addle Boy Well-Known Member

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    Lo! Who is that, stalking on the plains! It is Addle Boy, hands clutching a meaty axe! He screams ominously:

    "I'm going to bruise you until you're bright blue, and plug you into a power plant!"

    -blue's my favorite color :D
     
  13. .Hog

    .Hog Well-Known Member

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    .Hog:
    "I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!"
    My name:
    "I'm going to ---- you like a wrecking ball!!"
    iHog:
    "I'm going to ---- you beyond the end of time!"
    Eros:
    "I'm going to pummel you until you are unable to sit properly!"
     
  14. Sexiom_____SPAM

    Sexiom_____SPAM Well-Known Member

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    For the love of beatings, I tear into the enemy until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!
     
  15. aphex

    aphex AKA Zander

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    "I'm going to clobber you so painfully, I will be high on life for years to come!!"
     

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