What's Your Battle Cry?

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  1. kirbir

    kirbir Senior Member

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    what's your battle cry? <clicky :)

    Mine are:

    kirbir

    "I'm going to spank you until the sun burns out, and trade you for a candy bar!!"

    kirbir69

    "For the love of carnage and discord, I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!!"

    kirsty

    "I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!!!"

    lmao

    Here is what my boyfriend got:

    "As sure as predators devour prey, skulls will be ----ed for Satan!!"

    haha
     
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    Henri Well-Known Member

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    mines are

    Metal for all
    who ever says that tags need text should be burried alive
    veni video vici- i came i played i conquered
     
  3. [.BC.] .Sacrifice

    [.BC.] .Sacrifice Banned from GR

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    .Sacrafice -
    "I'm going to flog you until you're translucent!!"

    Sacrafice -
    "I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!!"

    Wouter
    "I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!"
     
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    "Someone ---- on the coats!" =]

    Uhh actually mine is:

    "AARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH DAMN YOU!!!!!"
     
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    :wacko:
     
  6. Gurly

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    lmfao

    ahahahahahhahaa
     
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    Lo! Who is that, sprinting through the fields! It is Brandon, hands clutching a thorned whip! He grunts gutterally:

    "Ares, God of War, be praised! I plunder until my glands are satisfied!!"
     
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    If you don't stfu i'm going to ram a pick axe through your spinal column then tear out your spine with my bear hands then ram it down your throat.

    It does the job.
     
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    Dementia:
    Hark! Who is that, skulking over the hotel lobby! It is Dementia, hands clutching a thorned whip! He howls apocalyptically:

    "I'm going to clobber you so hard, the Earth will spin twice as fast!"

    Virtuoso:
    Who is that, prowling amidst the wasteland! It is Virtuoso, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He cries gutterally:

    "I'm going to beat you beyond the end of time!!"

    Bryan:
    Skulking through the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh Bryan! And he gives a cruel roar:

    "I'm going to clobber you until armored tanks pull us apart, and roll you in creamy neugut!!"

    DemonicEmbrace666 (my e-mail):
    Hark! Who is that, striding amidst the cliffs! It is Demonicembrace666, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He grunts ominously:

    "This one's for you, mom! I desecrate until there is no more hope!!"

    Jessica (G/F name):
    Who is that, skulking on the hotel lobby! It is Jessica, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She roars vengefully:

    "I'm going to brutalize you until you are hot and bothered!!"

    Hockeygirl (G/F username):
    Zang! Who is that, striding over the tundra! It is Hockeygirl, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a low howl, her voice cometh:

    "You in some ---- now, muhfuh! I bring darkness and mayhem until my loins find satisfaction!"
     
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    Hah.

     
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    mine are

    CS783:

    Running over the icy wasteland, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh CS783! And he gives a vengeful roar:

    "I'm going to hump you all the way to Wienerwald, and hit you with a steamroller!!!"


    ummm kinda disturbing but funny lol
     
  12. Hadouken

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    Hark! Who is that, striding through the mini-mall parking lot! It is Hadouken, hands clutching a burning branch! He cries apocalyptically:

    "I'm going to ---- you so hard, your pets won't recognize you!!"

    :blink:
     
  13. [.BC.] Birds

    [.BC.] Birds Well-Known Member

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    i fart in your general direction.\\ thats just my personal one...

    Prowling across the tundra, wielding an oversized scalpel, cometh Birds! And he gives a booming grunt:

    "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I tear into the enemy faster than the super-flu!!!"
     
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    Damn, you got the only one that makes sense so far. :(
     
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    Blood and souls for my dark lord! No flesh shall be spared!

    Thats when i take out the lotion....
     

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