i have to favourits: War is old men talking and young men dying. (Its on Call of Duty) and Time will Tell (Albert Eistein)
My favourite: Girls are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and the only one's available are handicapped.
From a movie Man one- Ahh this is a man who looks death in the face and laughs *points at man 2* Man 2- No actually sir I just ignore and make little snickers behind death's back LOL
Fav "wise" quote - Life is not measured by the amount of breaths you take, but by the amount of moments that take your breath away. Fav "humorous" wuote - I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets
"it was like us against the world. You should try it sometime." -Tre Cool, Bullet in A Bible and.... "Opinions are like Assholes, Everyone's got one, and they are ----ty"
"Whats the point of all those blody push-ups if you cant even lift a bloody log?" -Alfred from Batman Begins
Without a goverment and rules, you'd probably have a big fat greesy man arse raping you everynight while living in a cave.
Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. and my favourite, which i made up: "Do you reckon its possible to crossbreed an Emo with Grass?" Friend: "..." Friend: "Yes" Me: "Ill make millions"