Ok...Names, YAY. if your a guy, name it mypenis. Then when ur friends ask u what ur doing after school u can say "im gonna go play with mypenis" or if u dont hand ur homework in..Tell ur teach "Mypenis ate it" hehe..Or if ur girl call it mypussy or myvagina Or... Haywood Jablowme Ivanna Shagalot Etc. RB89
Hairy faggot seems to be a popular name ... So what are you going to name it? If you don't find a name thats good enough I suggest just calling it cat.