What If... God Didn't Exist?

personally i am pastafarian so... there is no god just the flying spaghetti monster.

 

So where did the earth and everything in it come from?

 

........HAHAHAHAHA!!! Some of you guys are just...hilarious to watch. The book of Job in the Bible mentions dinosaurs by the way. I'll find exact verses in a bit.

Again: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to get my post up in Microsoft Word in a bit. Just...wow. Hahahahaha. You guys are hilarious.

I'm not trying to be a douche, I'm not going to impose anything, but wow, man. Just...haha.

Both Christians and Atheists and [insert monotheistic religion] seems to be a hilarious watch.

I am literally going to have to go ahead and to the longest post I have ever done in my life and quote literally every single post in this thread that seems out of hand.

 

No one gives a ----, god isn't real end of story. And what the hell do dinosaurs have to do with anything? Your making the longest post for me not to care and laugh at you for being a washed person who thinks he can "convert."

 

Don't bash the guy for not believing the same things that you do, ------.

 

What if I do? Whats Fry gonna do?

 

- No one gives a ----? So you somehow managed to be inside the minds of EVERYBODY? You somehow managed to be EVERYONE and all of them now thinks the same way you do?

- I didn't say God was real or God wasn't. You have no proof if God is real or not. None at all. That's more imposing than any Christian I have ever seen do.

- Read LostUchiha's post for dinosaur talk. Read the thread before replying like a douchebag.

- If you don't care, don't read. I don't hold your eyes like you seem to allegedly hold everyone's mind.

- I'm not saying I'm attempting to convert anyone. Quit assuming I typed words like that. Thanks for being an ignorant dumbass. You don't know my beliefs; I even said both Christians AND Atheists in my post. Both are pretty idiotic with you seemingly being a blatant example of this stupidity. Imposing your belief just like a hardcore Christian evangelist will do of his Christianity. You seem to be as much as a fanatic of anti-religion just like half of the people in this thread.

 

What can I do? I just didn't think that it was necessary to be a total jerk.

Plus, I've been hearing everyone say "God isn't real, blah blah blah" for a while now and I want to hear something from someone elses point of view.

 

Pheym seemingly thinks what he says is automatically correct. He's one reason why I'm laughing at this thread.

I may have exaggerated a bit on quoting every post, but I will make a clear point of view of this subject and its idiotic posts though. I'll get on it whenever I manage to squeeze in a few minutes.

 

Stop cursing you sinner, just because you have long posts and call people names doesnt make you a big man. You have a problem with me then dont reply to me, just ignore me. I can argue all day sir, no problem to me. But lets keep this thread on topic, you wanna bitch about me anymore please PM.

 

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Big ------ing whoop. I'll curse all day. Sin or not. If you had a problem with me you could've ignored me, too. You didn't seem to do that, now did you? What was the point of you acting like an imposing Christian on a post you could've just easily passed? You're not a big man attacking random people on the internet, either. You're the spammer and the closed-minded fool here, AND the douchebag on top of that. Now you want to say "lets keep this thead on topic" and try to be the bigger man here? Hah! Idiots like you aren't with my time. You don't seem to understand a single thing, so why not go hurry along and go read a book on evolution and another book on how to impose your atheistic beliefs on others just like a Christian will do on others! It'll do us all a favor.

Now I see why religious threads can get locked so easily.

 

You think what I do online makes of who I am in person. Thats not right, internet is easy to lie and be a retard and even pick on people. If you see me as some retard just because of internet then you need to go outside and make some friends instead of trying to be the e-badass.

Im not replying anymore because i have to go to work and make some cash. Go ahead and reply to this, ill read it after i get back home.

 

E-badass? Why do to continue to ensue so much stupidity and impose more and more, put words into my posts and more? In situations you become different. You can be a kind-hearted soul here, but a douchebag there cause of the situation. For some reason, you didn't like a religious-centrist view of things and decided to be all "ZOMG U SUK DEREZ IZ NO GOD IMA IMPOZE MORE!!!!". I do hope you know that the reason I haven't been able to get such a huge post going was because about 5 friends called me almost all in one shot. I do go outside. Probably more than you do.

 

it's adam and eve not adam and steve

lol sorry I will fade away now

 

where did the homo sapients come from?. Fossils play a major part in evolution. How can scientists determine genetic variations and changes in anatomy with thin air, they need need things to compare.You should know that.

Theory - a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world,

Till this day evolution been considered just that, a logical explanation. No one ever proved evolution to be real. Just like the big bang non-sense.