Well today I was on the track and I was watching a girl stretch and my coach came over and asked would you tap that. Well this post is to find out the weird things a teacher has said to you or in class.
"So what company do you plan to memorize the line 'would you like fries with that' for?" Well, more of an insult then weird but same differance.
Scary man... Scary lol. I don't like my teachers and could careless about them so excpet my spanish and computer teacher are nice with each other =\ that just scares me.
my football coach..wel..former coach..football's over...anyway, he has a lazy eye so it's funny..he walks up to me and says peyton manning's a fag...HA...i just realized he was clinically insane so yeah...i let him off easy....he made me do updowns..
'your going to fail all your exams' my reply 'you ----ing ass hole' hehe I got kicked out of school for that :lol: Oh well i also proved him wrong, hehe I know theres more but that one i will never forget, lolz
Lol do you have a girl friend.... and the one that really weirded me out what are you doing this weekand (tennis coach after a match)
my old principal said to my failing friend that he'd grow up to be nothing mother than a worker at mcdonalds. a teacher said to me (righ toutta college): there are three kinds of women out in the world; damn, Dayummmmmn and GODDAMN!.
ooo i have one...hehe Me and one of my female teachers used to always talk about anything. Well my boyfriend was going mad at me for smoking (when i went school, i dont now) YET he was smoking weed with his friends, anyhow...my teacher told me to ----ing ignore him, then had a go at my boyfriend as she knew he smoked weed at the time, lol ooo and my head teacher, we used to sit in his office and have brews/have a good chat when i got kicked out of class, lol All he used to say was 'what have you done this time kirsty' i always said nothing, then he would laugh and make me a cup of coffee, haha
Okay, this was in prod tech. My friend, jimmy, was joking around and making motions like he was jacking off moving his hand up and down and the teacher comes up to him, puts his hand on jimmy's shoulder and says "Don't you just wish, Jimmy". It was so funny. I seriuosly think he's a porn addict.
"When you first learn something in grade school, you realize that it doesn't help you in high school. When you learn something in high school, you realize that it doesn't help you in college. When you're in college, you realize that what you learn really won't help you in life" That came from my Geometry Teacher, he also likes going to the same concerts as his students (most recently the Weezer/Foo Fighters Concert)
lmao well it wasnt a sentance but more of an action lol In my gym class, we have a special needs kid, and his EA was helping him do sit ups. so he was siting on his legs... as he was sitting, the whole class could see his asscrack... lol and the way he was sitting, wen the kid would do a sit up, the teacher would like nod his head and shake... and from my view this looked hilarious hahhaha... Id unno... Im very twisted
