Ways girls turn romantic guys down!!! HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like yours!!! HE: Hi!didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once.i never make the same mistake twice!!! HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!! HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share!!! HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you? SHE: It's hot!!! HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you! SHE: Okay,but would you stay there? HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!! HE: Your face must turn a few heads! SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!! HE: Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out! SHE: Okay,get out!!! HE: I think I could make you very happy SHE: Why,are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!! HE: Can I have your name? SHE: why,don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go and see a film? SHE: I've already seen it!!! HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together? SHE: Nah,it was plain bad luck!!! HE: You know I can't seem to get your face out of my mind. SHE: Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you out of my face!!! HE: When I look at your face, I can't hold my self down.. SHE: And when I look at your face I can't seem to keep my food down! HE: You know when they made u they must have broken the mold. SHE: Yeah and when they were making you must have leaked out of your mold!! HE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as beautiful as you? SHE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, i'm sure there's no-one as ugly as you! HE: Do you have a phone number I can reach you on? She: Sorry, telephones are against my religion!!! HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before? SHE: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. HE: I'd like to call you. What's your number? SHE: It's in the phone book. HE: But I don't know your name. SHE: That's in the phone book too. HE: Hey, baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not Enter HE: I know how to please a woman. SHE: Then please leave me alone. HE: I want to give myself to you. SHE: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy SHE: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. HE: Your body is like a temple SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. HE: I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven. SHE: No, but it looks like you landed on your face!
l0l0l... You cannot share your wisdom with the girls cause they learn things quickly! Quick, edit the post :lol: P.S.- Keep things like this coming
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!! omfg^ rofl lol lmao wow thanks for the laughs man
Where'd you get em? Off a site, I know you couldn't have heard all these during your life, or have you : |
Too many !'s at the end spoil them... I take a more than one !'s as a shout, so seeing 3 kinda ruins it.
