Wagging School

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Gruntkilla, Nov 6, 2005.

  1. Gruntkilla

    Gruntkilla Well-Known Member

    Age:
    34
    Posts:
    335
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2005
    Location:
    Melbourne, Australia
    i was wondering what techniques some of u have used to get out of school

    I think my favourite that i used back in the day was :

    open up a can of 'condensed pea and ham soup' and pour it into a bucket... make a boiling hot, strong coffee and pour that into the bucket aswell and swoosh around for abit and then say to your mum or dad "I threw up **show them the nasty content inside the bucket**

    I garuntee this will work

    The coffee covers up the smell of pea and ham soup so u just say **i had a coffee and threw up**

    :lol: :lol: :lol: works like a charm



    What are some of the more 'creative' ways have u used/invented to get outta' school
     
  2. flop

    flop Well-Known Member

    Posts:
    262
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2005
    Am sick am not going to school.
     
  3. Fluid

    Fluid Well-Known Member

    Age:
    30
    Posts:
    2,854
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 19, 2005
    Location:
    Minnesota
    walk out the door. go down to the cafe and grab some coffee. go back home once they left for work.

    ~bLiNd
     
  4. beatsta

    beatsta Well-Known Member

    Age:
    32
    Posts:
    2,123
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    May 22, 2005
    Location:
    Birmingham, england
    Make sure to leave before they get back, and don't wag school on a wet day.
     
  5. XxLostXx

    XxLostXx Well-Known Member

    Age:
    30
    Posts:
    803
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2005
    Location:
    homeless
    Well sometimes i wake up late on purpose then my parents leave without me..

    or i say i have a head ache...
     
  6. Reflex*

    Reflex* Well-Known Member

    Age:
    33
    Posts:
    780
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2005
    :rofl: i have to make my brother go to school and he always trys to get out of school and one time he put a thermometer on a lightbulb and it exploded mercury like all over the walls lol wut a idiot
     
  7. Aiden

    Aiden Well-Known Member

    Age:
    31
    Posts:
    2,069
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2004
    Location:
    Houston, TX
    Our football locker rooms are right at the edge of my school.. facing the fields.. all you have to do is walk out a door with no cameras, or teachers.. cause they dnt allow cams in locker rooms. Just go out.. run across 2 fields.. and theirs a park, bridge, bus barn, or a neighborhood to go to. :)
     
  8. Reflex*

    Reflex* Well-Known Member

    Age:
    33
    Posts:
    780
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2005
    ive never ditched school lol
     
  9. Final

    Final Senior Member

    Age:
    36
    Posts:
    1,366
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 17, 2005
    Location:
    Belgium
    well, I have to take a bus to get there... I just go somewhere else :)
     
  10. eats

    eats Well-Known Member

    Posts:
    150
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2005
    take milk add some lemon juice it curdles in ur stomach and u throw up
     
  11. Reflex*

    Reflex* Well-Known Member

    Age:
    33
    Posts:
    780
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2005
    i dont think its worth throwing up not to go to school <_<
     
  12. Aiden

    Aiden Well-Known Member

    Age:
    31
    Posts:
    2,069
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2004
    Location:
    Houston, TX
    If you got major tests it is...
     
  13. WindowLicker

    WindowLicker Well-Known Member

    Age:
    30
    Posts:
    291
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2005
    walk off campus?
    lol
    my school has a closed campus but we can go into the parking lot. if you got a 4x4 its pretty easy to get past the locked gates. over the curb down a little hill and your done.

    my way:
    get a friend out of school to wait for you out a block from the school or less [my school is on a street that gets some trafic and is kinda wooded] go under, over , though (lol) or whatever you want to get by it and get picked up...

    done 4 times been caught by the Po-Po once
     
  14. .Simplicity

    .Simplicity Well-Known Member

    Posts:
    564
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2005
    Maybe try going to school? That usually pays off the most ^_^
     
  15. Edward_B.k.A_Eddy

    Edward_B.k.A_Eddy Well-Known Member

    Posts:
    134
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2005
    mines is super easy i just say
    " my tummy hurts" i think i have diarea then i just go to the bath room and wait like 5 minutes then my mom jus lets me stay home :P

    ( i dont really say tumy) lol :P
     

Share This Page