Umm, Ya'll Know Oompa Loompas

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  1. Res

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    LMAO wow you were.. had to be.. high as a kite this is soo random!
     
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    Oompa Loompa doo pa di doo, I got the perfect puzzle for you.
    Oompa Loompa doo pa di dee, if you are wise you'll listen to me.
    What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
    Eating as much as an elephant eats.
    What are you at, getting terribly fat.
    What do you think will come from that?
    I don't like the look of it.
    Oompa Loompa doo pa di da, if you're not greedy you will go far.
    You will live in happiness too, like the Oompa Loompa doo pa di doo.

    Oompa Loompa doo pa di doo, I got the another puzzle for you.
    Oompa Loompa doo pa di dee, if you are wise you'll listen to me.
    Gum chewing is fine when done once in a while.
    It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile.
    But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong.
    Chewing and chewing all day long,
    The way that a cow does.
    Oompa Loompa doo pa di da, given good manners, you will go far.
    You will live in happiness too, like the Oompa Loompa doo pa di doo.

    Oompa Loompa doo pa di doo, I got the another puzzle for you.
    Oompa Loompa doo pa di dee, if you are wise you'll listen to me.
    Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
    Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat.
    Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame.
    You know exactly who's to blame.
    The mother and the father.
    Oompa Loompa doo pa di da, If you're not spoiled, then you will go far.
    You will live in happiness too, like the Oompa Loompa doo pa di doo.

    Oompa Loompa doo pa di doo, I got the another puzzle for you.
    Oompa Loompa doo pa di dee, if you are wise you'll listen to me.
    What do you get from a glut of TV?
    A pain in the neck and an IQ of three.
    Why don't you try simply reading a book?
    Or can you just not bear to look?
    You'll get no, you'll get no, you'll get no, you'll get no, you'll get no commercials.
    Oompa Loompa doo pa di da, if you are not greedy, you will go far.
    You will live in happiness too, like the Oompa Loompa doo pa di doo.

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    Rofl, I am so saving those lyrics to my computer!
     

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