Tolan And Ruby's Next Contest

ok thsi contest is gonna be awesome


Prize - 500creds


rules-

You are to share the most hilarious pickup lines EVER.
Must be in good fun no incredibly nasty sex jokes involved
can enter as many times as u want but onyl 1 pickup line per post and plz let a couple other people post before you do
In your post please for easier sorting later if your posting an entry please make 5 smilies on first line like this

to make it easier if you don't follow this rule or change it you will be disqualified

thanks guys let's get to it!!

 

whats a pickup?

 

like "Are you tired, youve been runnign through my mind all day!" stuff liuek that meant to get girls usualy very corny

 

"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

 

Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

 

LMFAO
"What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!"

 

LMFAO
had this one pulled on me before i almost died



I might not be Fred Flintstone.. but i can make your Bedrock

 

lolThats a good one Gurly


"Hey babe, do you know that my bedroom is soundproof?"

 

Lol Gurly's and O M G's are tight! :lol: I wish I knew some now!

 

LMFAO ONE OF MY FAVSS

My name's Tyler. That's so you know what to scream.

 

"Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend."

 

lmfao you know some of these are so bad
that if a guy came up to me and said those id spit my drink everywhere LOL

 

"Pardon me, but may I show you one way pork is acceptable during Passover?"

 

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

 

"Hey Baby, are you into saving the environment?
Cuz, we can conserve water and shower together..."