I'm surprised, you know the camera man was scrawny too? You must be able to judge peoples voices well.
Not sure what you are going to accomplish, judging from your Myspace pictures you're a ~300 pound fatass who looks like he is balding... and judging from all the comments on your profile everyone is simply like, 'lol since when did you turn from geek to wannabe hardass' when you dyed your hair blue and went with a faux hawk. But sure, if it makes you feel happy if I ever come to Chicago I would be happy to let you know.