The Onetwo Carnival Spectacular.

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  1. Morv

    Morv Well-Known Member

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    ORIGINALY POSTED BY ONETWO.

    There is one game on show, including yours truly. I will have to be naked for the events to follow, and so will all who participate. Two people will step up at one time onto the platform, i will be on a 360 degrees rotator for all your sexual motions. the two people will each get half of my body seperated vertically to do whatever you want to ; here's the score sheet

    Anus - 10
    Mouth - 20
    Eye - 30
    Ear - 40
    Nipples - 50
    Armpitts - 60
    Pinkie Toe Suckage - 70
    Big Toe Suckage - 80

    But be creative, there are hotspots that you can hit that will boost your score. And remember, tro to move in one smooth motion, from top to bottom, bottom to top, over and over again, poking me with your joy (for real, joy) stick aiming for the goals trying to penetrate all areas for more points, remember there are extra points for combos and smooth ejaculations into the eye. Extra points will also be given for people who happen to amputate organs/body parts ; NO LUBE! lube is for amateurs, ------ burns need to be left behind once your turn is done.

    The only way to spin the 360 degrees rotator is by using the lever that can be found on the center of my body, be sure to grab is firmly and rub for smoother rotations. Be on your guard, he/she who catches the magical juices that come out of the lever in there mouth scores will be doubled.

    Who will be the first two to step up?
     
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    ok my first action will be :

    I penetrate your ear with severe force, pop out your eye and while your eye flies out of your eyesocket, i ejaculate my sperm so my hot fluide bounces of your eye and onto your other eye. Meanwhile, my ass will teabag your lovely armpit. And to get my babe wetter than wet, i will rub my little toe up and down his nipple.

    Eye : 30 x2
    Ear : 40
    Nipples : 50
    Armpitts : 60
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    total : 210 (i think)
     
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    I lick your earhole
    while penetrating your anus, poked your kidney :)
    meanwhile i stroke your armpit hairs.
    your flexible, so i have your pinky in my mouth

    Ear: 40
    Anus: 10
    Armpit: 60
    Pinky: 70
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    Total: 180
     
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    We're waiting :)
     
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    Srsly, this was one of the best topics on GR that summer.
     
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    yeh ^_^ there's a shock factor with this topic ; though Morv, time for our plans, we post sexy pictures one by one to get dinges in the mood for some fun. you post first
     
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    I dunno yet :(
    has something to do with sandpaper though
     
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    come on dinges :( get in the mood
     
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    You guys better keep this clean or i will close it again.
     
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    thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :wub:

    btw kirbir, the last 4 images posted here were for you ^_^
     
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    lol thanks but no thanks, not my kind of men :P
     
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    I'll post later today ;)


    btw is this xlink?
     

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