The Gamerenders Story

cuts her crown in two pieces which results in shattered pieces of the SPAM posts scattering all over the place..

 

where then 4 people were chosen to retrieve the pieces the the corners of the earth.. there names were

 

Draven, her ex-partner, Zohair, her current partner, Nicasus, a random she fancied from the street, and Greasy Peat, her pet

 

However, unbeknownst to them, the SPAM pieces would set them into a lethargic trance among touching, and cause them to repeatedly.....

 

Bend down and touch the ground!

 

and sing head shoulder knees and toes

 

can't help but to look at DraveN's first post saying you need to include a GR member username in your post /sarcasm

 

i jus lol'd at that haha

DarkStar sings head ... shoulder knees and toes knees and toes and tries to get Nicasus to join in too

 

but he refuses because he is

 

a crazy dutch person who wants sexy time with kirbir

 

I know I didn't include one, but I meant the four mentioned in the post above me by saying "them."


Draven comes across the first piece of SPAM in an unnamed Eastern European country, and goes to pick it up, but finds that he cannot because it is covered in an incredibly slimy and greasy blue-orange substance called.....

 

..PIMP juice so draven smears himself with pimp juice but failed to realised that his ..

 

penis was exposed. then he sat down and

 

played Pokemon Gold on Zohair's gameboy color. Zohair, seeing this, decided to.....

 

Come behind him and give him a new gameboy game disc or whatever it uses followed by Logically who challenged...