The End Of The World

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  1. CyberForce

    CyberForce Well-Known Member

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    God looks down on earth and decides he's had enough. With a crack of thunder, He summons to heaven the three most powerful people on Earth: Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates.
    "Gentlemen," God says. "I have called you here because I am truly disappointed in humans and decided to end the world. You have one week to prepare your people." With a crack of thunder, God sends all three back to Earth.

    Bill Clinton calls together his Cabinet and tells them: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is there is a God. The bad news is he's really ticked off at us and is going to end the world in a week."

    Boris Yeltsin calls together his Parliament and says: "Comrades, I have bad news and I have worse news. The bad news is we were wrong, there is a God. The worse news is that He's very mad at us and the world is going to end in a week."

    Bill Gates calls together his top engineers and says: "I have good news and better news. The good news is God considers me one of the three most powerful people in the world. The better news is we don't have to fix Windows 98."


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  2. .Simplicity

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    Ahah! You got me, I laughed!
     
  3. 5dowN

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    lol hahaha actually got me to laugh



    oh god i feel like a nerd now
     
  4. FallOutBoy

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    lol u got me too, i liahged a lot.
     
  5. Balnazzar

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    I heard this before, the last line was the essential part.
     
  6. XxLostXx

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    the last line is usually always the essential part ;)
     
  7. Psychodesignz

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    my god this is old an i really mean old...

    i mean its like a long time ago that boris jeltsin a bill clinton were presidents..... that must be like what 6 years now... i was in elementary school when i heard this damm old jokes...

    kina corny and cheasy to nothin more but spam id say
     
  8. Splitzone

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    That was funny. Good one u got me laughin.
     
  9. kuno01

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    lmao, that made me rofl!
     
  10. Demexor

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    lol. nice one!!! heheh. that tickled me
     
  11. poridicle

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    lmao
    nice one,where did you here that?
     
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    Quite legendary man! great! if you have any more post them please! :)
     
  13. Bionic

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    Rofl funny man ^_^
     
  14. xlink

    xlink GR's Tech Enthusiast

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    so true... just change it to Bush, and vista insteed of 98 and you have it fixed...
     
  15. VEXTA

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    not funny but, reallly made me chuckle :D

    thanks for that you cheerd me up ! :)
     

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