The Difference Between White And Mexican Friends

WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food

MEXICAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

MEXICAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

MEXICAN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we ----ed up...but that ---- was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

MEXICAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

MEXICAN FRIENDS: Keep your ---- so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.

MEXICAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

MEXICAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.

MEXICAN FRIENDS: Are for life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk ---- to the person who talks ---- about you.

MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will knock them the ---- out!!



Im a mexican woot

 

Gtfo out my country.

 

This isn't going to last.

Obviously.