After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher beats you to death with a frozen beef tongue.
LMFAO! This sounds painful, but it does sound like something I would do! EDIT: My brother's is cool...
aww my house gets robbed and i get killed what a rip A man posing as an employee with the gas company knocks on your door, and you let him in. Once inside your home, the man ties you to a chair at gunpoint and wraps your face in duct tape. Your home is burglarized, and prior to leaving, the man shoots you in the back of the head several times, executioner style.
eh lol An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill. brother You become trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation.