The Bar Scene

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  1. pwnzor

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    Wrap your tool.
     
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    Not 100% safe, and there is still oral sex as well.
     
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    Nothing that's fun is 100% safe.

    Like running with scissors. Fun, but not a game.
     
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    Masturbation is fun. Masturbation is safe.
     
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    You've obviously never heard my thoughts on gravity vs masturbation.

    To put it simply - gravity is not your friend, if you have a solid cumshot it's just a matter of time until you give yourself your own facial provided you are lying down.
     
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    That is why you do it often. Then you just get a dribble. The body can only produce so much seminal fluid.
     
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    Lol I got nothing against sluts, its a good thing that they are living on this planet.
    But what I tried to say was, when I want to meet a real woman like for a normal relationship, I'll look somewhere else.
     
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    Where do you think 'normal' girls go to let off steam? ;)

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    Well not the bars I always go to... thats for sure :tongue:
     
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    Lol to be slight off topic it has been months since Ive last been here :D hows everybody doing?: D
     
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    I've already met numerous college girls of much higher quality in my first two days than I have met in every bar I've been to put together.
     
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    I rarely go to bars.
    I usually go to clubs.
     
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    The Bar Scene - The Truth Unveiled.

    I walk into the bar...
    5 Minutes later, all of the men walk out of the bar...
    10 minutes later, I am having sex with all of the ladies who are inside.






    Nah.. To be honest, I hate and don't go to bars/pubs/clubs, I feel suffocation whilst in there.
     
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    Wish I had known this topic existed sooner.
     
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    Does anybody who goes into a bar alone even make friends?

    never been in a bar b4
     

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