Stupidests Mail You Ever Heard Lol

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  1. Seith

    Seith Well-Known Member

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    FROM MR. DOM CELLE
    HEAD OF DEPARTMENT
    BANK OF SCOTLAND
    UNITED KINGDOM
    CONTACT <[email protected]>.


    Dear sir,

    PLEASE, TREAT
    THIS PROPOSAL AS TOP SECRET.


    IN ORDER TO TRANSFER OUT (15,000,000.00)
    ( FIFTEEN-MILLION POUNDS STERLINGS) FROM OUR BANK HERE IN LONDON. I
    HAVE THE COURAGE TO LOOK FOR A RELIABLE AND HONEST PERSONWHO WILL BE
    CAPABLE FOR THIS IMPORTANT BUSINESS TRANSACTION,BELIEVING THAT YOU WILL
    NEVER LET ME DOWN EITHER NOW OR IN FUTURE.

    THE OWNER OF THIS ACCOUNT
    IS MR JOHN HUGHES A FOREIGNER AND THE MANAGER
    OF PETROL CHEMICAL
    SERVICE HERE IN LONDON,A CHEMICAL ENGINEER BY PROFFESSIONAND HE DIED
    SINCE 1995.THE ACCOUNT HAS NO OTHER BENEFICIARY AND MY
    INVESTIGATIONPROVED TO ME AS WELL THAT HIS COMPANY DOES NOT KNOW
    ANYTHING ABOUT THIS ACCOUNT AND THE AMOUNT INVOLVED IS (15,000,000.00)
    POUNDS STERLINGS.

    I WANT TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY INTO A SAFE FOREIGN
    ACCOUNT ABROAD BUT I
    DON'TKNOW ANY FOREIGNER,I KNOW THAT THIS MESSAGE
    WILL COME TO YOU AS A
    SURPRISE AS WE DON'T KNOW OUR SELF BEFORE,BUT BE
    SURE THAT IT IS REAL AND A GENUINE BUSINESS.I BELIEVE IN GOD THAT YOU
    WILL NEVER LET ME DOWN IN THIS INVESTMENT.

    YOUR FULL CONTACT PHONE AND
    FAX NUMBER NAME WILL BE NECESSARY FOR THIS EFFECT.

    HOPE TO HEAR FROM
    YOU IMMEDIATELY.

    THANKS

    MR. DOM CELLE

    ROFL ^idiot
     
  2. aphex

    aphex AKA Zander

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    when I did work experience at my dads office in the it department we I went through clearing out spam and found like 400 of those kind of messages. It was so funny. Most were about ethipia and stuff.
     
  3. Greasy Pete

    Greasy Pete Senior Member

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    lol wow omg thats so stupid. i think ive heard of things like that tho...
     
  4. Rufio

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    lol i like how they wrote in all capitals and spelled every other word wrong
     
  5. Psychodesignz

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    OMG the phishers are gettin dumber by the day i got one once sayin something like

    now that was dumb he didnt even explain anything he jus asked for this crap.

    i actually replied :

    I get tons of those email everyday *im very friendly with my delete key now*
     
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    Psychodesignz Well-Known Member

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    now that is what i call spam woohoo damm boy u got loads of it
     
  8. yelmen

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    i get those info and then all the weird signs and chinese to, and i wnat to know how to get rid of it
     
  9. cheifbravo

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    dude thats SPAMO i get spam like that all the time... ANNOYING
     
  10. theteam

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    dang, even i dont get that much spam on my mail, those idiot with those mail are just trying to scam the dumb ones
     
  11. twixA

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    lmao shadow , neva seen sumthing like that
     
  12. Flamey

    Flamey Senior Member

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    bahaha, funniest junk email ever!
     
  13. d10sfan

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    I've gotten a bunch of those phises (sp?) mostly pretending to be citibank or something. I've also gotten those emails suposdly from a Norwegain guy or something that wants access to yoru bank account.
     
  14. refr3sh

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    ONe of the dumbest scams ever, learn to spam..
     

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