Sweet, I have this great idea. Here it goes. Because I'm so hardcore, I'm going to have people guess my birthday, right? And when someone does guess it, I'm going to jump up and down and scream like a giddy schoolgirl. Afterwards, I'll run around the neighborhood screaming "Like, oh my God. Some, like, internet guy just totally guessed my birthday! That is like, so strange!" (Dem, please insert lisps where you feel necessary to obtain the right effect).
I never said that you DIDN'T have a real car did I? You good sir just made me roflmfao out of my chair.
Oh, well in that case, allow me to edit my original idea. Sweet, I have this great idea. Here it goes. Because I'm so hardcore, and I have so much e-money, I'm going to have people guess my birthday, right? And when someone does guess it, I'm going to jump up and down and scream like a giddy schoolgirl. Afterwards, I'll run around the neighborhood screaming "Like, oh my God. Some, like, internet guy just totally guessed my birthday! That is like, so strange!" (Dem, please insert lisps where you feel necessary to obtain the right effect). It's a pity you lead such an exciting life... /sarcasm