Strange Package Instructions

Got these off GotFrag forum. Thought they were funny.

Strange package instructions..


On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

dja

 

Good stuff

 

WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OLD

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hahaha j/k But really it is old

 

lmfao, that's some funny stuff

 

Lol thats some funny stuff, I Havent seen it before.

 

haha wow, but some of them made sense...

 

Its like, a new internet baby was born, and has to show everyone what was already discovered years ago. It happens all the time as well.

New Year - New Old Stuff?

 

Doesnt matter if its old, not everyones seen them before.
I hadnt, and i think theyre quite funny, even though half of them are only there to fulfil a legal requirement, lest the manufacturers get sued.

 

rofl, very funny

 

Earplugs
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Pepper Spray
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

 

heard them all before... but still funny.

 

Seen these all before, but it's still really funny :lol:

 

seen this a long time ago

 

i have seen all of them

hey flamey wut starts with f and ends wit uck

u should no this 1

 

Old or not, very funny.