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  1. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:33 AM #61
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    but then llamaman woke up finding out this was all just a dream and he really doesn't have weird moderators or admins on his forum, until G72 was found at the bottom of his bed, glowing the light from the top of his head.
     
  2. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:34 AM #62
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    Llamaman was blinded by this light ... as he stumbled across the room trying to find a blanket to cover G72s head ...
     
  3. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:35 AM #63
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    he thought, lets shave jim the hamster and give G72 some real hair, that was easier said and done because jim had...
     
  4. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:36 AM #64
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    got trapped in a mouse trap making all of his hair burn to a crisp...
     
  5. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:37 AM #65
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO screamed llamaman in dismay, he really enjoyed playing with jim all day.

    What was llamaman to do now his pet was dead, Wait hold up we still gotta cover G72's HEAD!
     
  6. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:39 AM #66
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    It had become a mission impossible yo find anything dark enough to cover this rbight shining light that came from G72s head i need to call in reinforcements ....
     
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    THEN *BING* an idea struck in the nick of time, Blackfuse said he was coming around about 9.

    Blackfuse could help as he made things dark, not only that but he's eaten a shark.

    9 O'clock struck and he entered the door, what had he got planned for him this morn.
     
  8. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:43 AM #68
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    sitting there thinking what to do *hummm*
    then he remembered that he had taken a portion of daves huge carrot ....
    Much to G72s excitement he snatched the carrot put it in a blender and frantakly rubbed it all over himself tunring him self in to one huge glow stick
    at this point ...
     
  9. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:44 AM #69
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    this dude came along

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    and said use the force, young llamaman one!
     
  10. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:45 AM #70
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    then much to everyones surprise
    Llamaman crammed G72 in to the sword
    "use the sword my friend" will this bring special powers ....
     
  11. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:47 AM #71
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    Wait whats this we see, along comes anubis with a tepee. Lets not fight over this my friends, lets make tea, eat cake and hold hands...
     
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    Peace love and all that jazz...
     
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    Bill gates walked in and said, I gave you windows and this is what you do with your time... Whats wrong with u? You should go out get hammered or play with knives.
     
  14. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:51 AM #74
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    Knives RENA SHOUTED thats what we can use *bing*
    now lets chop up this huge carrot and make stew ...
     
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    They used the knives with all their might, and this is what became of that huge fight:

    [​IMG]

    Now they could eat carrots for days, but then they realised jim was dead... this was all the fault of ...
     
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