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  1. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:16 AM #46
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    That they did naked starjumps...
    the competition was to see who could knock themself out first with the aid of special balls....
     
  2. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:17 AM #47
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    ...a handsome man walks by named big_dave, he see's the two weirdo's doing the naked starjumps so he decides to phone up his weird friend andrew to come along and bring...
     
  3. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:18 AM #48
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    a big bag of rotten tomatos so that they can ....
     
  4. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:19 AM #49
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    ...eat them by the seaside...
     
  5. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:19 AM #50
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    at 6 am in the morning as Big dave likes to see the sunrise , he thinks hes so romantic *aww*
     
  6. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:20 AM #51
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    ...on this particular morning he rang up girly and kirbir to come along and share his carrot and tomatoes whilst the sun rises, they replied by saying...
     
  7. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:21 AM #52
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    whats in it for us a big fat paycheck ?????
     
  8. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:22 AM #53
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    dave replied, not a big fat paycheck, but something else that was big and fat, they then thought to themselves and gave in, meeting dave by the beach @ 6 when they discovered the mighty beast lying in the sand butt naked and...
     
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    Playing with some strange shaped balls
    they looked at each other and screamed why is it so .....
     
  10. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:25 AM #55
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    ...humungus, they then screamed, thats too big for me, i can't eat that, that carrot has gotta be the biggest vegetable i've ever seen, lets...
     
  11. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:26 AM #56
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    take a dip in the sea and think how we are going to chop that carrot up
    mean while the village nudist came along Blackfuse...
     
  12. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:27 AM #57
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    He shouted out corrrrr blimey, i've never seen a carrot as big as that, but then again this is my wife... whats a brother to do?
     
  13. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:29 AM #58
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    mezmorized by daves huge carrot he suddenly had an idea *bing*
    but it involves calling some friends he stated so lets go call renagade and Joe to aid us with this mission....
     
  14. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:30 AM #59
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    He tried to find the phone in his pocket but the carrot had him mesmerised, he tried dialing but he was pressing small carrots on his mobile carrot, STOP RIGHT THERE someone shouted in the background, who was this mystery man?
     
  15. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:31 AM #60
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    By GOLLY it was renagade he must have some kind of telepathy powers... he ran towards the 2 worried that they were in trouble
     
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