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  1. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:03 AM #31
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    ...in a fur tank, the stupid fool. The next day the hamster...
     
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  3. Apr 7, 2006 at 11:04 AM #33
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    ...G72, but he also was furry, because he hadn't...
     
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    Shaved his head in a week...
     
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    ...Llamaman thought, what a tramp. I feel i should sack him because of hygeine reasons, but...
     
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    it makes me feel all dreamy, when i see his freshly shiney shaved head
     
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    ...rubbed all over my body...
     
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    It was around 11am when the doorbell rang and there was ...
     
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    ... a giant BONA fide standing in the archway holding a small but smelly...
     
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    ... He offered his bag of carrots to his best friend the baldy man G72, who...
     
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    Likes to juice the carrots and rub them all over his shiney bald head
    as this helps his goegeous bald head glow in the night....
     
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    ...After a few hours of rubbing himself he decided to visit the naked mod...
     
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    4nub1s .. as a hippy himself likes to meditate with no panties on...
     
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    G72 and 4nub1s decided to do something exteremely different that day, so they asked girly what they could do to suprise them, she suggested...

    *whilst dave runs downstairs and gets some crisps*
     
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