Some Of The Funniest Quotes

i like da tutrle 1

 

yep the passwords the best

 

lol really funny but i have a feeling that these arent REAL quotes , just made up short dialouges

 

haha the penis one is best.

 

Hahaha! I love those! I found them all really funny.

 

LOL


here r some more:




<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad



<&Cloud> Sure its glue... i say that to my dad... I should get one of them sheets to put over my keyboard the amount of times i wank at my comp. A keyboard condom...! thats it
<&Cloud> It's great when you get it in your belly button, when you try get it out it tickles and makes you wanna wee
<&Cloud> anyway i need a piss so brb all



<Gunth> before i was a teen i thought "Masturbate" was some kind of master or bachelor degree... so when my teachers asked me what i wanted to do with my life.. i told them "masturbate"



Phkmehrder: i was in laures
Phkmehrder: behind some cripple girl pushing a cart
Phkmehrder: and she triped and hit her face on the bar that you hold onto the cart with
Phkmehrder: and i just ----ing screamed Ownt
Phkmehrder: without even thinking
FireworksManiac2: i honestly
FireworksManiac2: hope you get SHOT
Phkmehrder: Thanks
Phkmehrder: im sure she hoped that very same thing



(TarAldarion) just a bit shocked that my roommate is pregnant
(Ruu) was it a shock to her also?
(TarAldarion) dunno yet
(TarAldarion) havnt talked to her
(TarAldarion) read her blog



<mango> hey your friends are waiting for you down that hallway...
<gremlin> theres nobody there!
<mango> thats right.. you have no friends



<WorldEdit> do you think the word emo would be accepted in scrabble
<Sevivrus> Of course not. Emos are never accepted anywhere.



<Rift> i ditch girls for video games all the time
<@monk-work> toggling between your porn window and your gaming window does not qualify as "ditching girls for video games"



<conrailto> any German speakers here?
<issq> i own a set of harmon kardens



<dura> I really think I'm a moron.
<dura> I just now realised that Neo spelled backwards is one.



<BUBBLES> ----. I need a date for a new year's eve concert.
<Nick> december 31st

 

anyone wanna go camping??? lmao, i am joking... no scary pms please :lol:

 

there real, you see this alot in IRC

 

<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!

lmfao^

 

Ca Na dian MVP 2: someones being a bit of a crazy physco bitch right now
BabyBluSapphire8: you're calling me a crazy psycho bitch you phucking nipplekuntfaceshhhitdick?
Ca Na dian MVP 2: O wow

Ca Na dian MVP 2: Whats your real name btw?
AznGary187: .... WHY DOYOUWANT MY REAL NAME, STALKER?!
AznGary187: YOU WANNA GET WIT ME OR SOMETHIN?