Some Of The Funniest Quotes

DELETE MY OTHER POST, KEEP THIS ONE
SORRY MY NET IS LAGGY *Slap me*

These where from www.Bash.org, not a ripper, i was posting which ones where funny

Well i was reading some of the Funniest MSN/Aim/Yahoo Message quotes and had to share it with use


<@AntiHeiss> friend of mine went to jail last night
<@AntiHeiss> he probably isn't getting out for a while
<%The_Coolest> y?
<+Enyo> why?
<%The_Coolest>
<@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
<@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'


<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!


< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.


<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.


<orion`-`-> what the ----
<orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
<orion`-`-> brbrb

<Axe> I
<Axe> do
<Axe> not
<Axe> know
<Axe> where
<Axe> family
<Axe> doctors
<Axe> acquired
<Axe> illegibly
<Axe> perplexing
<Axe> handwriting;
<Axe> nevertheless,
<Axe> extraordinary
<Axe> pharmaceutical
<Axe> intellectuality,
<Axe> counterbalancing
<Axe> indecipherability,
<Axe> transcendentalizes
<Axe> intercommunications'
<Axe> incomprehensibleness.
<JediHobbes> woah
<JediHobbes> *blinks*


[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) ---- you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN


<andy> moo spelled backwards is moo
<andy> no wait


mdiym42: note to self
mdiym42: make sure your cat is not sleeping in the bass drum before you start playing them


<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?


-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH ---- ME
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY ----
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE


Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable

 

LOL, u posted it twice.....nice job....
sorry just wanted to let u know!

 

heh some of them are pretty funny.

 

OMG SORRY I GET NET LAGG ALOTE SO SORRY!

 

tehhe, nice ones.

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

haha

 

Ha ha I love the one about the password, funny as F***

 

haha funny stuff funiset one was the pass word

 

hahahahaha Good stuff

 

MOM!? IS THAT YOU!!?

 

Those are pretty funny. I think most of them, if not all, are from www.bash.org and are IRC qoutes.

 

Lol yeah, i edited the post, i forgot about ripping

 

That's a good idea.

 

lollerskaterz

 

Ya pretty funny. I got one:

<drunky> man the doctor said i cant drink any more beer or ill die.

<smokey> I cant smoke anymore or ill die.

<homo> man i cant f*** and be g*y anymore or ill die.

<smokey> lets take a walk.

drunky saw a bar and couldnt resist to get a beer. He drank it and died.

<smokey> we should take what the doctor said seriously!

<homo> ya

a few minutes later smokey spots a cigerett on the ground.

<homo> if u bend down to pick that up we are both screwed!


Ok its not that funny ;(

 

Haha..! pretty funny one's... The best is the password