Some Funny Stuff

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  1. Youngblood

    Youngblood Well-Known Member

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    Jun 11, 2005
    I got this in my email and thought I'll share it

    I knew a blonde:

    that was so stupid that.... she called me to
    get my phone number

    she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box
    because it said"concentrate."

    she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to
    make up her mind.

    she tried to put
    M&M's in alphabetical order.

    she sent me a fax
    with a stamp on it.

    she tried to drowna fish.

    she thought a
    quarterback was a refund.

    she got locked in
    a grocery store and starved to death.

    she tripped over a
    cordless phone.

    she took a ruler
    to bed to see how long she slept.

    she asked for a
    price check at the Dollar Store.

    she studied for a blood test.

    she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

    when she heard
    that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
    she moved.
    when she missed
    the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

    when she took you
    to the airport and saw a sign that said
    "Airport Left" she
    turned around > and went home

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