and the top flow of urine (it was a vertical double-stream) was going perfectly into the toilet, little did I know the bottom stream was running all down my pants leg! the top flow tricked me into thinking i wasn't double-streaming at all! also because i was wearing baggy pajama pants, and urine is so warm, i hadn't noticed i had pissed down the front of my myself until the wetness touched the top of my foot! i looked down and was like WTF!! so i took off my pajama pants and arranged them to the middle of the laundry basket and got another pair of pajama pants.
