Smoke Without Smoking!

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  1. wunsung

    wunsung Well-Known Member

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    lol I've known how to do this awhile, it's badass people love it.

    What you need to know how to do before we start...
    Pop your tongue of the roof of your mouth, not the hollow sound, a pop.

    Step 1. Grab your lips hard, make sure no air can escape (try not to breathe at all while doing this)

    Step 2. Pop your tongue while holding your lips so no air can get out 4-10 times fast as possible

    Step 3. Still holding your lips haven't breathed opened your mouth or anything yet, as soon as you've popped 4-10 times put as much pressure as you can, it should make your cheeks big lol

    Step 3. Open your mouth and breath slowly, like if you were trying to fog a window, watch the pimp white smoke float out.

    Try some tricks! Blow a ring, when your ready to exhale open your jaw wide vertically and make a soft O sound, let it fall out and suck it up your nose at the same time, hard to explain unless you can french inhale, or breath out slowly and breath in right after then breathe out your nose, that looks awesome.

    btw, i've never smoked, anti drug, it's more fun to do that, or inhale mist machines lol, impress your friends! Btw if oyu do in constantly or don't put enough pressure you have to wait or put more pressure or harder pops, or drink water that makes alot come out!

    TY
     
  2. dr. acula

    dr. acula Well-Known Member

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    no way.
     
  3. Eklipse

    Eklipse Senior Member

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    lol wtf

    i cant even do them pops .... how you do them
     
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    Damn, that sounds funny, could you make a video of you doing it?
    Then we could erm... Master the techinque?
     
  5. TurtleShot

    TurtleShot Well-Known Member

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    I can get the pops but I can't seem to keep my mouth airtight.
     
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    I got stuck after the bit when you said "Pop your tongue..."
     
  7. wunsung

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    making a vid, to pop your tongue you have to make a pop sound put your tongue to the roof and suck it off it pops!
     
  8. LL COOL JEW

    LL COOL JEW Well-Known Member

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    I can almost get it lol...so close
     
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    I'm not sure whether you are joking or not. But my brain presumably saw a faint trace of white breath. So either I'm hallucinating, or I am actually making white smoke.
     
  10. Snooze

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    Holy Crap! It works!



    J/k. Can you post a video please?
     
  11. wunsung

    wunsung Well-Known Member

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    Video there of the pops and pressure, in the beginning i show you how to pop, then i od it how oyur supposed to do it. i didn't exhale though
    no idea why it's so fast lol
     
  12. zabiMARU.

    zabiMARU. Well-Known Member

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    photobucket doesnt do video lol

    put on youtube!
     
  13. wunsung

    wunsung Well-Known Member

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    lol k, once you get this down though you'll wanna do it over and over lol if you let it float out you can see it past your eyes or do it in the mirror, the first couple of times you do it it won't show as much as your 5th plus time
     
  14. LL COOL JEW

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    cant wait for a vid
     
  15. wunsung

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    Vid made almost odne uploading, ill post it up on the first post
    my cam and my rooms light sucks so it'll be hard to see, but in real life it will be totally visible and awesome, you can see it though
     

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