Scooby Doo And Shaggy Are Stoners

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  1. Boxiom

    Boxiom Well-Known Member

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    I made fun of SHaggy in the IRC then somebody said something about scooby doo. Then all the sudden:

    <Boxiom> Scooby and Shaggy were stoners
    [22:44] <LegenD> He's so Doable
    [22:44] <Boxiom> I sware
    [22:44] <Boxiom> I have proof
    [22:44] <LegenD> Lol
    [22:44] <scoreless> Lol
    [22:44] <scoreless> show us this 'proof'
    [22:44] <Boxiom> You know how they were always hiding when monsters came
    [22:44] <Boxiom> you wouldnt see them
    [22:44] <Dreamin|Money> LOL
    [22:44] <scoreless> lawl
    [22:44] <Boxiom> they were hitting up that reefer in the mystery machine
    [22:44] <Dreamin|Money> thats very true, Boxiom
    [22:44] <Boxiom> lol
    [22:45] <RedAlert> they would eat 24/7 munchies
    [22:45] <Boxiom> Hell I much rather be smoking then runnin from some ghost
    [22:45] <Boxiom> OIMG yes
    [22:45] <Boxiom> then they eat a lot
    [22:45] <Boxiom> cuz of munchies
    [22:45] <Boxiom> omg.
    [22:45] <Boxiom> im writing an essay.



    Ahem-

    "Scooby and Shaggy are stoners: Shaggy's goatee and pale skin? Scoob's hyperactivity and the ability to see ghosts long before anyone else? You don't need to be a rehab counselor to see how toasty Scoob and Shag are. Ten Reasons Why Scooby Doo Was a Drug-Influenced Cartoon notes these two "always had the munchies" and "were always giddy and laughing.""

    "In Scooby Doo, an Analysis, Seth Macy speculates that Shaggy "would work the slide on Shaggy's bong when they would pull tubes in the back of the Mystery Machine." Hmmm, perhaps Macy saw a different show from the rest of us."

    "As for those Scooby Snacks, one anonymously penned Scooby site has it that they are, in fact, hash brownies: "Whenever Scooby, or Shaggy for that matter, eats a Scooby Snack, they go ape! It just blows their mind and they do whatever they are told, because they are so lit!""

    "Take Shaggy for example. Not only is he the inspiration for the current
    'grunge' scene, with his sloppy dress and facial hair, but Shaggy is
    obviously a 'burner', i.e., he smokes marijuana. Why do you think he is
    constantly hungry? Shaggy can make a six foot hoagie and swallow it
    whole."

    I mean it makes sense though.
    Scooby and Shaggy always dissapear when monsters come. I know they are in the back of the mystery van getting ripped. Then like it says, scooby snacks are just hash brownies! Then they start tripping and seeing monsters. Also they have a huge appetite, MUNCHIES.

    omg i win
     
  2. Red Alert

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    damm stoner burnouts
     
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    Rofl. So true, So true -_-
     
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    My Grandfather always made me turn that show off when I was young.

    I guess he knew something I didn't. [​IMG]
     
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    LMAO boxiom come yp with something about spnogebob OMG i wanans ee what you say bout spongebob
     
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    lolz
     
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    this is the one thing that made sense from you :eek:
     
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    And Scooby's middle name is "Doobie".
     
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    o.0
     
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    sweet mary mother of christ..
     
  11. Shaggy

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    Damn Boxy, come up with something that hasn't been brought up before, like your sex life, why is that, oh thats right, because you don't have one :P Ha Ha, just kidding with ya. Don't get all boxy on me now :shaggy:
     
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    OMG OWNED BY THE AMDIN!!!! :shaggy: :eek: LMAO
     
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    didnt know that scooby had a middle name, lol....
     
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    you jack ass! I hate you! ;(
     
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    look at this roflmao

    Assumed "adult themes"
    As with many Saturday morning cartoons, Scooby-Doo is often proposed by sectors of the public to have hidden subtexts, in this case involving sex and drug use. Such assumptions often find their way into Scooby-Doo parodies done by comedians, musicians, and film/television producers.
    Drug use is the most prominent of these charges, in particular because of Shaggy's beatnik origins. He and Scooby-Doo are shown to have voracious appetites, which has been interpreted as being evidence of a case of "the munchies" resulting from marijuana use. Some parodies go on to propose that the "Scooby Snacks" present in many episodes contain drugs instead of typical dog treat ingredients.[25] The most direct references to the Scooby-Doo drug use theory were produced by Warner Bros. and Cartoon Network themselves. A Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law episode finds Shaggy and Scooby-Doo arrested for "possession", while the first Scooby-Doo film makes several joking references to Shaggy and Scooby's proposed drug use, and has Shaggy fall in love with a girl named "Mary Jane" (a name also used as a slang term for marijuana).[26] These "drug use" themes seem to be misplaced due to an episode of A Pup Named Scooby Doo showing Scooby and his friends finding drugs. When Velma finds the drugs, Scooby says "Drugs?! Yuck!"
    Also discussed and parodied are the presumed sexual activities going on among the Scooby-Doo characters. While working on the original series, Joe Ruby and Ken Spears often wrote their "straight men", Fred and Daphne, out of the episode so that they could focus on their "comedians": Shaggy, Scooby, and Velma.[27] As a result, Fred and Daphne are missing from a significant amount of the action in most episodes, leading to assumptions that the two are off having sexual intercourse instead of finding clues.[28] Like the drug use, this assumed theme has also been self parodied, with the "Bravo Dooby Doo" episode of Johnny Bravo, and both live-action and direct-to-video Scooby-Doo features making light of Fred and Daphne's presumed sexual relationship.
    Another debated topic of the series centers around whether or not the tomboyish Velma is a lesbian. The character has a considerable fan base among real-life lesbians, who see her as one of their own.[29] The idea of Velma as a lesbian is parodied in the 2001 motion picture Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the "¡Viva los Muertos!" episode of "The Venture Bros.", as well as in both Scooby-Doo live action films. Many, but not all, of the lesbian-themed gags from the first Scooby-Doo film, which center around a hinted crush Velma has on Daphne in the film, were excised from the final release print to secure a "PG" rating.
     
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