Donkey cong: 1. Pwns people with bare hands 2. has a whole gang of monkeys: beats the cheif any day. lol
What about hordes of metroids against Masterchief? http://metroidpwnshalo.ytmnd.com/ Sucking energy right on the head...
ZOMG you guys are all crazy, master cheif would win no doubt. if you guys read the halo book, you would know, his reflexes are extremely quick, like 3 times humans i think. his strength is like 10 times human... maybe more. PLUS with the mjlor armor and cortana. he would be faster that samus and her guns. plus he is a 1337 ninja. and he has a few other spartans to back him up. i think there is 3. (depending on the timeframe)