Read your Girlfriend like an open book Finally, there is a guide to woman's facial expressions and how to provoke each one in your own girlfriend. Note: use it at your own risk. The original was published here, so I did the translation, and intend to broaden the scope a little, with your help. Send in pics of other emotions, not covered here, for example: "uncontrolled anger", "sheer excitement", "love is in the air", "ecstasy from shopping" etc. Ladies, take heart! Male expressions are even easier to read, with a help of this handy smiley chart: Source