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  1. burningsun01

    burningsun01 Well-Known Member

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    I'm really bored today so I want someone to make me laugh. So People will just post funny posts and I'll pick the best 3 and I'll give them random prizes.


    Btw, If this doesn't belong in this section than please move it.



    1. Evo god
    2.soldier
    3.Rogue
     
  2. FuZzZzZioN

    FuZzZzZioN Well-Known Member

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    Yo momma is so fat her shadow weighs 40 lbs.
     
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    Morning Wood... :lol:


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    Question:

    What does Micheal Jackson and Santa Clause have in common?


    Answer:

    They both go to little kids house at night and leave with a empty sack.
     
  5. burningsun01

    burningsun01 Well-Known Member

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    Evo's made me laugh so.. She is in first place right now.
     
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    FuZzZzZioN Well-Known Member

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    ok i just made this one up and its sorta stupid.

    Question - what does michael jackson and a turtle have in common?


    Answer - neither one of them have a nose LOL!!! laugh ppl!
     
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    hahaha, i actually liked that one.

    sorry for spam :)
     
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    burningsun01 Well-Known Member

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    That was funny just beacuse it was... well, it was stupid so 2nd place for soldier right now.
     
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    yo momma so old she knew burger king when he was a prince

    yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
     
  10. ihatebeans

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    What do neil armstrong and michael jackson have in common.

    One walks on the moon and the other












































































    MOLESTS F**KING CHILDREN WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM

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    just found this

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    all of these are curtosy of refreshfunny.com

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    last one, for now
     
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    ROFL i just found this, but im not sure its gna make u laugh, it sure made me laf my a** off
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    and this 1 is just meh
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    one more [​IMG]
     
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    rofl i have had this and it still makes me laugh

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  14. FuZzZzZioN

    FuZzZzZioN Well-Known Member

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    i never got a prize :eek:
     
  15. Mafia_lDR

    Mafia_lDR Well-Known Member

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    Your moma so fat, when she wear's a yellow rain coat in Ny people Scream "TAXI".

    Whats the different between testicals and door to door sellers? They both knock but never go in.

    How many blonds those it take to wash a car? 2 one to hold the sponge and the other to drive the car foward and backwards.

    How much time those it take a man to open is bear ? None the bear should be open when he gets it.

    A blond girl walks into the store, she says to the sale's man:
    -can i please have that tv
    The sales man says:
    -Sorry we dont sell to blond people.
    The blond trys on many wigs and after everytime she goes and ask for the tv the sales man always anwser's "sorry he dont sale to blonde people". Finaly after 3 week's she finaly ask:
    -How do you know im blond even thought i ave my wig?
    The sales man says:
    -BEcuase its not a TV its a microwave.
     
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