Leanred this in geometry today. Given+ Girls= Time X Money Prove: Girls are Evil Statement llllllllllllllllllllllllReason ------------------------------------------- 1)Girls=TimeXMoney lllllllllllll Given 2)Time=Money llllllllllllll "time is money" 3)Girls= MoneyXMoney lllllllllllllll subsitution property 4)Girls=(Money^2) lllllllllllll simplfy 5)Money=sqroot(Evil) llllllllllllll "money is the root of all evil" 6)Girls=Evil(^2) lllllllllllllll sub. property 7)Girls=Evil lllllllllllllllll Simplfy llllllllll=spacers If that doesn't make sense that either i messed up or you don't understand Geometry... Simpler version: Proof that girls are evil: First we state that girls require time and money. Girls = Time x Money And as we all know "time is money." Time = Money Therefore: Girls = Money x Money = (Money^2) And because "money is the root of all evil": Money = sqrt(Evil) Therefore: Girls = (sqrt(Evil))^2 And we are forced to conclude that: Girls = Evil
Lol... My friend used that same technique to proove that Bush is the idiot missing from Crawford, Texas... Good job...
So how does this apply to girls, exactly? Using this same thing you can get time = evil. Or whatever you want = evil. =P And I don't know what math you're doing but an exponent doesn't just "simplify" away....
Will probably be closed.. And the exponent did not fade away... money is the root of evil, meaning money is the square root of evil.. You get? Capisce?? Shoulda be closed.. But is funny as hell... I hate proofs, though.. :unsure:
You do know, that math is a science that is performed on Numbers, and not on words. This Joke=TimeXBoredom Time=Money Moneyeautifull Beautifull=n't you You=Waist of time Waist of time=Waist of Money. Continuing this vicious cirlcle lets me conclude that you are a humorloss guy that tells old jokes saying it were theirs.
