Prem Meberships Free Winners Chosen!

well i know I won't get it. Cuz I never get it
I've wanted one ever since I joined GR
Unfortunately, I am a fool who has no paypal

Everytime this is given out its always first post. And seeing as i have school...

I know this is a worthless post, because I KNOW I will not get it.
So congrats to whoever does get it

 

Because I post on this site everyday and I need some Credits lol. And if I get a 90 or better on that test we were studying for I should get one .

 

Ill request you for a happy point if you give me it.

Also [+]Rep

And sex.

 

So basicly YOU own a sheep, a wolf and a chunk of grass. You decide to go on a trip and you take your sheep, wolf and grass with yourself.

After half a day of walking you come across a river, you need to cross that river. Neither you the sheep or wolf can swim, there is however a small raft that has place for two things. (IE. you and wolf OR you and sheep, etc.)

You decide to use that raft to cross the river, but once you leave the wolf and the sheep alone, the wolf will EAT the sheep. If you leave the Sheep and grass alone, the sheep will EAT the grass!

what will you do! all things must cross the river.


ps. srry for bad english

 

Because i think that i'm nice, but i don't have pay pal or nothing, i wish i could buy loads of credits and just give them out but i can't...i don't win nothing lol and i think i would love to be a prem member.

Thx :wub:

 

2 rules you just disobeyed.
Giving rep to win something.
Going around the filters. If you cant say a regular plus just leave it like it comes out. Watch it, people get suspended for those.

 

just pimp my accound because it looks good on me B)

 

i need compensation...or a restraining order, i swear that smiley dude in spread the happy is gonna bite me or something if i turn my back to it

u know teh compensation

 

because i am a cheap bastárd who cant afford to buy premium membership oh my own ._.

 

Sry dude but if you try to get a good response out of this type of question, you're out of luck. I suck with these questions but w/e. I want one because I don't have paypal,and I can't get it because I don't live in the united states and don't have a credit card to do anything about it. I've been saving to get one with credits but that didn't turn out too well. Anyways, it would be pretty cool to have it, but w/e, if you don't want to give it to me, I won't whine about it,lol. (What I said is true btw). Dunno why I did this long post saying why I can't get a premium membership. :blink:

 

Why me
because, a premium account should go to someone who has responsibility, so I have to be responsible
And I'm good at it

On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.

 

Because I used to eat lemon cakes for dinner with a bit of strawberry juice at the side. Then, when I fapped, it looked just like the lemon cake, with strawberry juice of course.
So then, I went to go sleep, but I started fapping, and my mom came into my room, when I got the orgasm, and I had to say that I was drinking milk, and had to drink the cum, which she found out of, and then closed my paypal account since i'm a dirty boy.

 

because ill give u free lessons and most of my tags, things like the onces u bought before, and offcourse cuz u's a man if u give it to me, im making u a gift with a picture of my mom ! rofl

 

I need compensation because I fell off a ladder and crushed my balls and the national accident helpline said I must call tolan and he will give me compensation and here I am, oh i'll give you sex aswell. -Stands like a slut-

 

meh, hopefully some one wins lol

LOl, i've been asking people to be my santa RSK, wants to sell his creds so won't help lol

Does everyone just hate me or is it just that no one loves me?