Play "why Were You Born"

Choose the following sentence from the date you were born.
Pick from your date of birth.

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January: I love

Febuary: I Hate

March: I kissed

April: I hugged

May: I cut

June: I pwned

July: I lol'd at

August: I owned

September: I slept with

October: I spanked

November: I punched

December: I Played with

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Date

1. Myself
2. A celeb
3. 50 cent
4. Mum
5. Dad
6. God
7. Jesus
8. An emo's
9. My hair
10. The floor
11. A fly
12. My dog
13. My Screen
14. Banana
15. Spoon
16. A stripper's
17. A Monkeys
18. A toe
19. My true lover
20. My phone
21. A toilet seat
22. A sweaty arm pit
23. A dog
24. A cat
25. A police man
26. Shaggy
27. Kirbir
28. A bee hive
29. A dogs bum
30. A Mouse
31. A moose

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Colour your T-shirt

White: because i keep it gangsta.
Black: because the voices told me to.
Pink: because im in love.
Red: because he took my taco.
Blue: because im sexy and i do what i want.
Green: because I hate myself.
Purple: because i can.
Gray: because thats how i roll.
Yellow: because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange: because i hate my family.
Other: because i was high.
maroon: because i was drunk.
teal: cuz it was illegal.
Brown: cuz i wanted its sex.
amethyst: Because im emo.
Caramel: cuz Charlie told me too.
Striped------cuz ur mom said so.


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Got the idea from UV Soaked :mellow:

Merged Post:

Mine is

I punched a toe cause i kept it gangsta

 

I slept with, Dad, because im in love.

ROFLMAO

 

i love a toe because thats how i roll. :|

 

BECAUSE MY PARENTS HAD SEX, AND CHOSE NOT TO GET AN ABORTION.

 

I owned a dogs bum because i kept it gangsta.

x_X

 

i lol'd at spoon because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

 

I Hate Mum because I hate myself.

 

I Played with a cat because i keep it gangsta.

 

I Played with 50 cent because that's how i roll...

 

I lol'd at a celeb because i keep it gangsta.

 

i owned a stripper because the voices told me to.

 

i kissed a fly because i keep it gangster

 

I slept with an emo because the voices told me to.

 

I lol'd at a fly because he took my taco. Taco stealing fly

 

I cut jesus cuz ur mum said so