Paper Bags!

Okay.

I have a question.

It involves Paper Bags.

First before you continue,

Please get a paper bag.

Now blow it up, then close the top

so its like got air in it.

Now hold it next to your sister/brother/moms ear

and slap your hand down on the part filled with air.

What happens?

 

flowers come out.

 

I die of heart failure.

 

So we gont one flower and one heart failure. Anyone else?

 

u get slaped/punched by whoever u did it to

 

Ducks raped my face.

 

My mother punched me in my stomach and then did a 360° kickflip on my head.

Not really funny Boxiom..

 

then i jizz on your face.

 

Skittles

 

The little leprechaun from Lucky Charms comes flying out and yells, "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME LUCKY CHARMS!" before he runs out the nearest window. Then you all stand there confused and wonder what in the hell just happened.

 

It turned my grass emo.. now my grass cuts it's self!

 

Old jokes FTL

 

My sister punched me in the face

 

my sister (6) socked me in the .....

i got pwned

 

i got roundhouse kicked by a Flying-through-the-window Chuck Norris


im lucky to be alive to tell this story